Text Me Nots

wait u actually listened

I have this thing where I become older but not wiser.

did u just look it up

Omg don’t bully me for trying to like some swift.

also it’s but just never wiser
i’m not bullying u i just don’t believe u

I hate you

🙂

stfu u dumbass (to her sister)

Whoe! apologies or no sticker for you.

u don’t know what she did

No, I don’t
But I do know what you said.
Apologies plz.

fine don’t give me a sticker

Fine

cuz i’m not apologizing

Fine

sorry sister

Love you kid.

we’re coming for u
get ready

I still need to shower

u have 17 minutes
I’m sorry
ik how long it takes to shower

I’m done.

good job
wait what you have 10 minutes

do u live near university of pa

I live near everything.

go to upenn
find noah schnapp
kidnap him and bring him here

You do realize you’ve said all that in an unsecured sms text right?

nope

Do you have a crush?

yes i love noah schnapp

Really?

yes

Sar cuuuuute!
But no. I can’t go around kidnapping.

ugh

Have a great weekend!

stfu

great start